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Joke Thread 5 years ago #2649

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Do you have a good joke? I started this thread to post some of your good jokes. I'll start things out!





Country Preacher's Son



An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:

1. A Bible.
2. A silver dollar.
3. A bottle of whiskey.
4. A Playboy magazine.


"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself. "When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up."

"If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be!"

"If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too."

"But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be."

"And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and heading for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired the magazine's centerfold.

"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered. "He's gonna run for Congress."

Re:Joke Thread 4 years, 12 months ago #3247

A husband and wife were having a heated discussion about who should make the morning coffee each day.

The husband said it was the wife's job and she said it was the husbands job.

After several weeks of going back and forth on this the wife comes in and says to her husband "It's the husbands job and I can prove it scripturally. It's in the Bible.".

The husband says "Show me.".

So the wife pulls out her Bible and flips through some pages then points to the book and says "See it's right here......Hebrews." (he-brews)

Re:Joke Thread 4 years, 12 months ago #3258

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Crikey I hope Tina doesn't read that post
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Re:Joke Thread 4 years, 12 months ago #3268

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I've known that for years.
Vaya Con Dios my friend
(Go with God)


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Re:Joke Thread 4 years, 12 months ago #3270

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I've been looking for She Brews, haven't found it yet. Maybe a different translation is needed, any help anyone?
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Last Edit: 4 years, 12 months ago by Al.

Re:Joke Thread 4 years, 12 months ago #3271

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Well, just keep looking, I betcha you'll find it one day - ROFL -

Congrats AL, you just passed 800 posts.
Vaya Con Dios my friend
(Go with God)


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Re:Joke Thread 4 years, 12 months ago #3273

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800 posts yay!! One day I will cath Phil!! (I think he writes hidden messages to himself to keep in front).

Not bad for a young bloke huh?
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Re:Joke Thread 4 years, 12 months ago #3277

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Vaya Con Dios my friend
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Re:Joke Thread 4 years, 12 months ago #3284

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You'll never catch me!
Phil

Re:Joke Thread 4 years, 12 months ago #3312

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Sorry this is a mistake!
Phil
Last Edit: 4 years, 12 months ago by philt.
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